Speaking of earworms, I was distressed to find out last week that Starship's "We Built This City" is featured in a TV ad with the lyrics changed to "We Fixed This Toilet." The ad showed up on ABC's NFL draft coverage, so I assume they'll keep playing it until we all beg for mercy.

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Oh no.

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One college semester I lived beside two girls who woke up every morning to “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” at full blast.

Our hall was a designated “quiet hall.”

I was the RA.

Still don’t hate the song though.

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May 5, 2023Liked by Tommy Tomlinson

OMG.. I'd never heard of Joy Oladokun. Thank you. Always enjoy your favorite music mentions. Great taste in music.

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Loved your column, Tommy. You always speak truth to power.

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May 6, 2023Liked by Tommy Tomlinson


Eric Clapton

"I shot the sheriff"

every dam morning on the radio alarm clock

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